07917 046462 neil@skifunk.com
‘A company that celebrates life and puts champagne in the veins’


“We’ve just returned from an amazing few days in Samoens, superbly hosted by Skifunk. 

The chalet Is amazing, kitted out with everything we could wish for. Our days started with morning coffee on the balcony (wrapped in the cosiest fur rugs) a short drive to the lifts got us up into the glorious mountains for some break taking skiing and scenery and then back home for our own apres ski party in front of the cosy wood burner’. 

All in all a fabulous trip; we will definitely be coming back”.

Alison C

“Many thanks for the chalet let; loved it and so comfortable. Please let me know where best to keep track of La Retraite’s calendar and long weekend rates as we would like to revisit”.

Dan B

“5 ***** in every way”

Charlotte ST

“Skifunk’s weekend blast was all you promised us; what a great way to unwind and explore the Grand Massif – total luxury and first class service from start to finish. My team will be back before the season end. Thanks Neil and team Skifunk. Truly memorable”.

Richard P

“We had a fabulous time and the chalet was everything that we could have hoped for.  This combined with the excellent snow and weather made it one of the best ski holidays we have had. Thanks again for a super holiday”. 

Michael F

“La Retraite, The Grand Massif, La Reposette, Skifunk, Phil Carter Catering Services…ALL absolutely spot on; what a great holiday we’ve had. Thanks Neil”.

Toby W